RITUAL PAINT
A Y2K desktop paint program on one shared canvas — everyone paints together, live, with cursors you can watch move. Nineteen tools: two chromes, a paint bucket, smear, pinch, stretch, datamosh glitch, and a chaos wand that never does the same thing twice.
RITUAL SURVIVAL
A pixel-art browser shooter. Clear the arena, chase a high score, and survive as long as you can.
RITUAL DAW
A groovebox in a browser tab. Program drums, play twelve instrument voices, run the arpeggiator and chord engine, then wreck the whole thing with a bitcrusher and a granular microcosm. One button rolls you a new song.
ASCII STUDIO
Turn a picture into a field of tiny characters. Export the result as text or a PNG; your image stays in your browser.
PUMMEL PAL
An original Ritual Row stress toy. Grab the strange pal, slap it, fire glowing orbs, trigger a shockwave, and watch the impact telemetry climb.
ARCHIVE older experiments
RITUAL REEF
A seawater tank with real physics. Pour sand, grow coral, run currents, drop toys, feed the fish — then watch the food chain sort itself out.
THE SUBMITTER
Leave a joke, quote, dream, or an idea for the site. It goes into the private submission pile.
MYCELIAL MIRROR
A webcam visualizer for echo trails, light streaks, frozen frames, and an evolving fractal field. Runs locally in your browser.
STRANGER SIGNAL
A webcam chat with strangers who do not exist. Every connection pulls up a different face and a different lunatic — a clown still in makeup, a man with forty-one photographs of something in the woods, a woman recruiting you into her business at 4am. They talk out loud, they blink, they interrupt, and some of them hang up on you.
YOU WILL PAY WHAT I SAY
A small machine with a loud opinion: random chaos, a ceremonial receipt, escaped cursors, and an animal-based exit strategy.
RAISE YOUR LITTLE CHUD
Keep a strange basement creature fed, hydrated, online, and spiritually stable. Local save. No account.